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Nov 28

Headlines straight from The Onion

I came up with the following headlines this morning, and thought they would be great as Onion articles.  however, it would be more fun if I opened the floor and let everyone take a stab at the article content.

here are the headlines:

New Plan Worries Alarmists

and

Lack of bad news a source of concern, says constant worrier

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