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April 11, 2005

There's a joke in here somewhere

Let's see...

In Heaven, the project managers are German, the tech writers are English, the architects are American, the testers are Chinese and the developers are Indian.

In Hell, the project managers are Indian, the tech writers are German, the architects are Chinese, the testers are American and the developers are English.


Or...

In Heaven, the UI developers are Mac-heads, the security team is BSD freaks, the coders are Linux geeks and the portability developers are Windows nuts.


In Hell, the UI developers are Linux geeks, the security team is Windows nuts, the coders are Mac-heads and the portability developers are BSD freaks.


Or...

In Heaven, the marketing team's idol is Seth Godin, the developers' idol is Linus Torvalds, the QA team's idol is Mussolini and the exec's idol is Eric Schmidt (Google)

In Hell, the marketing team's idol is Linux Torvalds, the developers' idol is Eric Schmidt, the QA team's idol is Seth Godin and the exec's idol is Mussolini.


Doesn't quite work as well, but I still laughed at the last one.

Posted by jb at April 11, 2005 12:54 PM

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